What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
16.06.2025 07:41
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
No way
Is Trump the greatest spiritual leader since Jesus?
They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
What does it feel like to "lose your looks" to age?
Still no good
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Nuts and Butts
Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Why is only the left side of my vagina bleeding, on and off?
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What are the pros and cons of living in Male, Maldives?
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Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What would happen if Kakashi and Naruto switched places?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
No, not a chance
What do all Indian parents have in common?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
Does CloudFlare protect blackhat sites from DDOS attacks?
So they tried
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics